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Zombie Pit Trap


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When the Zombies come, and you know the'yre coming, you'll need to purge the neighborhood of the walking undead as quickly as possible. I recommend the:

  'Zombie Pit Trap':
This highly effective yet simple structure lures Zombies in from all dark places. Drawn to a living creature, such as a sheep (available from www.sheeplures.com) your local Zombies will drag  themselves towards the movement, noise and smell. The later version 1.2  of the Zombie pit trap will have solar panels driving the meat grinders, but for now it can be simply hooked up to any diesel powered generator.

Pros:
  • Simple
  • Environment friendly
  • Inexpensive
Cons:
  • Tends to clog
  • Sheep need prodding 
  • Springboard Traps need greasing

*Sheep can be substituted with playing children, however, they may need to be fenced.
Elderly people are not good as their slow movements are not attractive to zombies.

I have already started work on the prototype, digging out a sizable pit
at the local park.

All suggestions are welcome and I will also happily post your creations here too.

We need to stick together...

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Suggestions:

Recycling at its best! (sell back to Zombies. It won't cost them an arm and a leg..or it may!)

Try and get the Grip-Rite handle...it will get messy.


No Harm will be done if it is winched high enough

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Do I need to explain?
Have a pet Zombie? Feed them this-->


Read an excerpt of my Zombie short story Here

2 comments:

  1. Works in 2D but in 3D a bit trickier.

    Maybe use a very flexible rubber diaphragm around the outside of the hole. No need to keep regreasing.

    Add gravel, lime and sand to the base of the system to create a self composting soak away.

    Zombies may not like sheep meat so you may need a willing "volunteer"

    Hope that helps!
    http://bit.ly/zspblog

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  2. Valid points, brother Alex.
    I have exchanged the blades on the grinders before I installed. The others were an inferior metal--these are titanium tipped, and shredded two legs of pork on 1/4 speed.Impressive!

    Also ordered 5 sack of quick lime on your advice. Standby...

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